Silly Marketing Terms

Have you ever seen those silly things marketers say that make no sense? —Captain Crunch

Now, sometimes those people in the marketing department just go too far, honestly.

Here is a fine example I spotted yesterday that got me a bit puzzled

Now who in their right mind advertises their product as

100% taste

I don't even know where to start with this. I mean, what does it mean to be 100% taste and how can I be sure that it is 100% taste.

What if I was duped and it actually was only 60% taste. Who would know.

I do feel more comfortable with that tick next to the words though.

The "Internet Ready" era was terrible. Anything and everything related to computers was branding itself as Internet Ready presumably so people wanting to use the internet would prefer that product over one that did not state that it was internet ready.

Here is a packet of coconut cream powder from my pantry. Its 0% Cholesterol! Unfortunately its not that 'healthy' since its 64.4% fat, but hey, its only 0% CHOLESTEROL!!

Good ones guys, keep them coming. Pics if possible